More Union Hijinks

SantaCorp pleads case for bailout

Flanked by officials from the United Elf Toytinkerers union, SantaCorp CEO Kris Kringle today told the House Ways and Means Committee that without immediate government financial help, his firm would be forced to declare bankruptcy, lay off thousands of elves and reindeer, and potentially cancel its annual worldwide Christmas Eve toy delivery.
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Source: iowahawk (in rare form!)

Note: Well, hey...if ol' Kris Kringle is on the ropes, we're ALL in trouble!