Roaches: The Unarmed Enemy

What is it about huge dead roaches? I have one in my kitchen, which I plan to dispose of...just not quite yet. I've gone into the kitchen to inspect him periodically since 11:33 am this morning. That's when I blasted him over and over and over again with HOT-SHOT, which kills on contact (if you spray long enough).

Sheesh, I hope it wasn't a "her". Now, why do I care whether it was a "him" or a "her?" It was a ROACH!

If you would like to argue the point about why girls should not be soldiers, please come to my kitchen. I will show you my dead roach, and you can help me give him/her a proper burial.